How to Defeat Your Copywriting Boogeymen

If you rely on writing to any extent in your day-to-day, you’ve faced the Big Bad Blank Page, probably at the least convenient time possible. And, if you’re anything like me, it’s never just your cut-and-dry “writer’s block”

Considering the name and nature of my blog, this post was stuck in the “blank page with blinking cursor taunting you” stage for an unforgivably long time. Creative Caffeine? More like Creative Sleepytime Tea.

If you rely on writing to any extent in your day-to-day, you’ve faced the Big Bad Blank Page, probably at the least convenient time possible. And, if you’re anything like me, it’s never just your cut-and-dry “writer’s block.”

In this blog, I’ll cover a range of copywriting-centric topics, including some testing and experimentation with real results from my own marketing endeavors. Hopefully you’ll get struck by a few creative jolts along the way. But for my first entry, why not start from square one: When I can’t even get to the writing part.

When it comes to copywriting, I am my own writer’s block. My three greatest enemies, the boogeymen in the closet that keep my fingers frozen above the keys, are as follows:

  1. I feel like I’m not being original: “There’s nothing new here, Dani, you’re not making the event/product/company sound any more interesting, they’ve read this a million times before.”
  2. I don’t know how to start: The first line is crucial, if it doesn’t shoot off fireworks your reader has already checked out by the second. No pressure though.
  3. What was I even writing about, again? So much focus on items one and two, you forget the objective of the copy in the first place.

As is the case with any creative endeavor, there really is no magic fix other than to just grind on through—and in this case, results from an A/B test can’t help much either.

But here are a few little tricks I’ve found to get the gears turning and the cursor moving:

  • Pretend You’re Emailing a Friend
    I wouldn’t agonize over convincing my sister that watching “Cupcake Wars” will change her life, so why should I when telling readers to come to a webinar? This trick is two-fold: It keeps the tone natural and readable, and it helps to quiet the pesky “originality police” in my head, since it will sound like my own unique voice.
  • Start With a Song Lyric
    Honestly a personal favorite. It’s no lie that music brings us together. If a reader recognizes a reference, you’ll have their attention—and if you get them humming a familiar song, your copy will automatically stick with them. Recently I used the subject line “All you need is love … and a great direct mail piece,” and I was rewarded with a flood of positive comments and a stellar open rate.
  • Or Any Pop Culture Reference, Really
    They make me open my emails, at least. (Stick with this blog: I’ll be testing some of these, if you don’t want to just take my word for it.)
  • Get a Little Personal
    Talk about yourself! Promoting a report on social media trends? Start with a line or two about how the information will help you tweet your way to glory. When promotion is genuine and personable, it comes through.
  • Start From the Middle
    A good way to get over “if the first line sucks what’s the point”-phobia. Start with whatever you’ve got; nine times out of 10, something catchy will hit you midway through.
  • STOP THINKING SO HARD!!!
    Sorry for yelling. But it’s important. I need this reminder constantly, and often giving myself permission to just shut up and write the [bleep]ing thing is enough for a breakthrough.

Hopefully one of these nuggets helps you through a future hitch. (If you’ve heard it all before and I just wasted ten minutes of your life … well, you kept reading buddy, so joke’s on you.)

Got any little tricks or suggestions you use when the creative juices just aren’t flowing? Hit up the comments section, I could always use more. Hope to see you here again in two weeks!

1-Trick Ponies and Customer Loyalty Behavior

About 30 years ago, Paul Simon wrote a song entitled “One-Trick Pony.” The song describes a performing pony that has learned only one trick, and he succeeds or fails with the audience based on how well he executes it. As Simon conveys in the lyrics: “He’s got one trick to last a lifetime. It’s the principal source of his revenue.”

About 30 years ago, Paul Simon wrote a song entitled “One-Trick Pony.” The song describes a performing pony that has learned only one trick, and he succeeds or fails with the audience based on how well he executes it. As Simon conveys in the lyrics: “He’s got one trick to last a lifetime. It’s the principal source of his revenue.”

For a long time, I’ve seen this song and its message as something of a metaphor for what challenges many companies endeavoring to create customer loyalty behavior and more effective customer loyalty programs.

A key reason companies have a difficult time achieving stronger customer loyalty is they fail to provide full value and emotional relationship fundamentals. They focus on satisfying customers exclusively through basic rational and functional benefits, which is often too benign and passive an approach to create lasting value.

Mostly, they emphasize single-element or minimal element tactical approaches with customers, such as pricing, merchandise, loyalty cards or points-based programs, without determining (either before programs are launched or after they are up and running) whether this is sufficient motivation for building a long-term relationship. Smart marketers know, for instance, being a low-cost provider can be a trap and that only overall perceived value will prevail. In the United States, chain discount retailers like Caldor, Bradlees, Jamesway, Value City, Ames and Filene’s are either in trouble or have gone out of business, while Target, Costco and Walmart, with strong brand equity and high perceived value, have sustained.

Being a low-cost provider means that brand and customer strategies get little emphasis, and they require little investment. Let’s be honest. Cutting costs seems safe. The downside is it usually does not produce much loyalty (customer or staff), strategic differentiation or profitability.

In a 1980 Harvard Business Review article by William Hall (written, parenthetically, about the same time Simon wrote “One-Trick Pony), he reported study results comparing companies that competed on differentiated customer value vs. companies that competed principally on cost. On any important measure—return on equity, return on capital, and annual revenue growth—companies delivering both rational and relationship value beat the price competitors every time.

Customers can almost always locate cheaper products or services. Ultimately, they will invest a greater share of their purchase dollars with suppliers who create stronger emotional bonds and deliver superior perceived value. Competing on price, or any other single dimension, may pull away customers from other suppliers in the short run, but it will be difficult to keep them for long. Price is rarely a sufficient “barrier to exit,” and is more often an invitation to churn.

The same thing often holds true for incentive programs. Many consumers participate in programs like supermarket bonus clubs and airline frequent flyer programs, but they aren’t particularly effective at producing greater loyalty for any one airline or any one supermarket chain. Customers are often members of several programs, and the most active users tend to be those who would have been frequent purchasers, anyway. The incentive and reward structure more often benefits the already loyal rather than increasing loyalty. Gift programs, travel, dining, entertainment, merchandise, and cash award programs, and other plateau and pre-selected response stimulus programs are having an increasingly difficult time breaking through the clutter to provide unique, differentiated customer value.

Some of the online incentive programs have positively increased transactions, mostly among younger, female and active surfing potential buyers. To keep these incentive promotions from being one-trick ponies, they must be carefully targeted to the right consumers and at the right time. These programs must have four effective elements: ability to attract prospects to the website and, once there, to generate consideration, preference, and purchase. Getting infrequent buyers to purchase more often, or frequent buyers to place larger orders through the use of incentives, will hinge on how well companies leverage their customers’ profiles. Even more basic, it must be well-understood what customers perceive as value and what it will take to optimize their repeat purchases. The essentials for bricks and mortar product and service providers are virtually the same.

Generic, cookie-cutter and “me, too” discounts or incentives don’t do particularly well at increasing overall customer “share of wallet,” because they don’t sufficiently reward the customer for their enhanced purchase activity over time. All that’s really required to meet the customer halfway is infusion of some targeted, personalized elements to the incentive program to make them more attractive and beneficial.

The first step is to segment customers who should receive different incentives. This can be done through both basic data analysis and applied, or pilot, customer research. For example, for large customers who purchase infrequently, the company might have determined that, if they offer special discounts made within the near future, say 60 or 90 days, these customers would find that attractive. Customers who purchase frequently but in low volume amounts might be offered a discount on their next order, so long as it is larger than their last order. The array of potential loyalty program offerings can be customized based on identified needs.

What about incentives for customers who are both frequent and large volume purchasers? Well, start by saying “thank you” to them. Few things are more appreciated than thanks, and few companies express their gratitude as much as they should. Many forget to thank their customers altogether. This is especially critical for Web-based companies, or ISPs and cable companies, where the purchase experience is frequently virtual rather than personal. Thanked customers are more likely to go out of their way to provide positive referrals and testimonials.

Paul Simon’s song lyrics conclude: ” … the bag of tricks it takes to get me through my working day.” Companies would be well-served to have a bag of experience and customer loyalty tricks, using disciplined research and customer data to identify them, rather than relying on only one—price—to get them through.